Marty: Lora, did you ever see pictures of me when I was little?
Lora: No.
Marty: I had freckles all over my face.
Lora: I bet they called you "freckle face."
Marty: They did. I can't believe you never saw pictures of me when I was little.
Lora: No. I only saw pictures of you when Bubby and Sissy were little -- back when you had the black hair-do.
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Lora had to spend the day with Grandma and Pappy at their apartment. Uh oh. Only one TV:
Me: What did you do today?
Lora: Grandma made me watch a movie about the war. I think it was World War II. It had yellow writing. Did you ever see that one?
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The next day, I ask Lora if she wants to go to Grandma and Pappy's, or to her Nana's. She picks the former:
"Cause if I go to Nana's, I'll have to work on her computer and clean my room and all that nonsense."
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Me: If you have to choose between singing and dancing this year, which will you choose?
Lora: Ummmm... I think singing. I'm not that into dancing anymore.
Me (trying to be diplomatic): And you're a better singer than you are a dancer.
Lora: It's OK that you said that.
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I took Lora to see Mama Mia tonight. On the way home, she asks me:
Mom, did you ever sing with your deodorant?
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Lora: Mom, you're kinda cranky today. Did you have a bad day at work or something?
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Lora: I hate bees and wasps.
Marty: Why is that?
Lora: Cause I got stung by one at Nana's house. I was four. I've hated 'em for three years now.
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